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What happened to the currency exchange on the volcano? It went bank-erupt.

Why did the mail carrier quit his job? He didn’t like the post.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

What happened when the cow tried to jump the barbed wire fence? Utter destruction.

I decided to become a math teacher, but I’ll focus on teaching subtraction. I just want to make a difference.

What did the manager say as he threw Shakespeare out of his pub? “You’re Bard!”

What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lean beef.

Why don’t you find hippos hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

Shout out to my grandma. That’s the only way she can hear you.

We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.