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Did you hear about the guy selling defective chimps? Don’t worry; he offers a monkey-back guarantee.

What do you call a square that was in an accident? A wrecked angle.

What happens to a bear’s vision after dark? He can bearly see.

Good bakers use real butter so that there is no margarine for error.

Why do bees stay inside their hives all winter? Swarm.

As I suspected, someone has been adding clay to my garden. The plot thickens.

Why did the bank hire a scientist who specializes in entomology? He’s an expert in fine ants.

I was arrested for stealing people’s electrons. I was heavily charged, despite my victims saying it was an overall positive experience.

How does a dinosaur pay its bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks.

Shout out to the people who are wondering what the opposite of in is.