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How many apples grow on trees? All of them.

Have you heard of whiteboards? They’re a pretty remarkable invention.

My wife loves our cats, but they don’t seem to care about her. The feline’s not mutual.

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.

Tired of looking at your smartphone? There’s a nap for that.

I made fish tacos last night, my best yet. Sadly, they ignored them and swam away.

What has more courage, a creek or a rock? A rock, because it’s a little boulder.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the washroom? Because the ‘p’ is silent.

At first I didn’t like getting my hair cut short, but it’s starting to grow on me.

My mom gets upset whenever I mess with her red wine. Yesterday, I added fruit and sparkling water and now she’s sangria than ever.