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What did Batman say to Robin after they loaded the Batmobile to respond to the Bat Signal? “Robin, get in the car.”

What is most birds’ favorite drink? Nest-café.

Do you know about the newly uncovered secret society of beverages? They call themselves the Illuminatea.

Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. Really, how low can you go?

Telemarketer: “Sir, would you like to make a donation to the local orphanage?” Dad: “Sure. Do you take boys or girls?”

You don’t understand cloning? Don’t worry. That makes two of us.

What do turtles and snails do on Sean Connery’s birthday? The shellebrate.

What’s the saddest thing you can put on your skin? Disapp-ointment.

My friend hates when I make jokes about his weight. He needs to lighten up.

What did one triplet say to the others? We’re running out of womb!