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I was pulled over yesterday and the officer asked if I had a police record. I told him no, but that I have a few of Sting’s solo albums.

Greek mythology was never my strong suit while in school. You could say it was my Achilles elbow.

Did you read about the flat-earther that attempted to walk to the edge of the earth? He finally came around.

How do you make an egg laugh? You tell it a funny yolk. It really cracks them up.

Today I raced a Frenchman and easily beat him. Nice guys finish last.

Do you remember the sitcom about airplanes that never took off? The pilot was terrible.

The devil told me he could play a mean fiddle. I asked him demonstrate.

The professor asked why she should grade on a curve. I said, “This is calculus, you could say that curves are integral to the class.”

My wife moved to the West Indies. Jamaica? No, she left of her own free will.

We had a great joke about unrefined oil, but it would probably have tanked. It’s a little too crude.