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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

Why are North Koreans the best at geometry? Because they have a Supreme Ruler.

What is the fastest liquid on earth? Running water.

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.

How do retirees change light bulbs? They don’t. They just tell you how great the last one was.

How does a crazy person find their way out of the wilderness? They just follow the pyscho path.

Knowing how to properly use a guillotine is certainly one way to get ahead.

Why is 5am like a pig’s tail? Because it’s twirly!

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.