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What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? It’s hard to say, but the flag is a big plus.

Why are Canadians so polite? It’s in their DN-Eh!

German children are more likely to share their toys than Americans because German children are kinder.

I used to work in a grenade factory. It was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.

Why was the cantaloupe office staff so glum? They were melon-colleagues.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Someone told him to get along little doggie.

Why do bicycles fall over so often? Because they’re two-tired.

I was embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son’s train set. In a moment of panic, I threw a sheet over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks.

What do you call a genetically engineered cow? A mootant.

Did you hear about the invisible man who married an invisible woman? Their kids aren’t much to look at either.