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Why did the man leave his socks on the golf course? He had a hole in one.

Do you know why I love rocks from old lake beds? They’re very sedimental to me.

What do you call a small bridge that has trouble concentrating? A really short tension span.

Where do generals keep their armies? In their sleevies.

In most cases, cell phones won’t crack when you accidentally drop them.

My son won’t eat Atlantic haddock or lobster. He has Pacific taste in seafood.

I before E except after C has been disproven by science.

Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work.

I think the reason teen pregnancies are frowned upon is that it’s so much harder to give birth to a teenager.

Why did Frosty move in with his friends? So he wouldn’t feel so ice-olated.