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My grandfather was an abacus salesman in 1960s. He was part of the counter culture.

Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen the mall.

What do you call bad guys in India? Curryminals.

My doctor advised that I avoid all fast food. Unfortunately, snails don’t taste very good.

If you happen to catch a cold or flu, spend a night in a smokehouse. You’ll be cured in no time.

No one believed me when I said I can cut down large branches simply by looking at them, but I saw it with my own eyes.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.

My psychiatrist told me I’m incapable of describing my feelings. Can’t say that I’m surprised.

I was held up on the street for my toothbrush. The robber said: hand it over, Oral-B mad.

What is the fastest beverage on earth? Milk. It’s pasteurized before you even see it.