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I’ve started a small business building boats in my attic. Sails are going through the roof.

Did you hear about the snowman that ran away from home? Apparently, the trail went cold.

Ladies, if your boyfriend asks for matador equipment for his birthday, it’s big red flag.

This spring, my friend finished a graduate program in archeology; I asked why she pursued this career path. She said she digs the past.

My girlfriend poked me in the eyes. I stopped seeing her for a little while.

Singing in the shower is all good fun until shampoo and body wash get in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

Don’t you hate it when a teacher lies and says the homework will be a piece of cake? It always tastes like paper.

Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy. However, that’s just not the case.

How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.

I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.