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After my wife started cancer treatment and we lost our home, the health department’s discovery of mold in my bakery is the yeast of my worries.

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.

What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal? One’s against the law, the other is a sick bird.

Why didn’t the teddy bear finish its dinner? It was stuffed.

Did you hear about the amphibious musicians? Their music is ribbiting.

Why was the keyboard up all night? It had two shifts.

My friend wouldn’t stop telling me bird puns. Little did he know, toucan play at that game.

What do you call bears with no ears? B.

As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself, this takes me back.

A woman wakes up in hospital: “Doctor, Doctor, I can’t feel my legs!” “I’m sorry,” replies the doctor, “we had to amputate your hands.”