Gangsters Refuse to Turn Off the Lights What do you call a group of gangsters that refuse to turn off the lights on their cameras? A flash mob. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, June 08, 2023 103,21
I Saw a Friend of Mine Sweep a Girl Off Her Feet I saw a friend of mine sweep a girl off her feet. He’s quite an aggressive janitor. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, June 07, 2023 83,17
Why Did the Teacher Wear Sunglasses to School Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, June 06, 2023 83,14
Why was the Cow So Aggressive Why was the cow so aggressive? It was in a bad moood. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, June 05, 2023 53,12
Mexican Army Keep Warm How did the Mexican army keep warm during the Battle of the Alamo? They used chicken fa-heat-us. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, June 04, 2023 96,17
My Wife Caught Me Playing With My Sons Train Set I was embarrassed when my wife caught me playing with my son’s train set. In a moment of panic, I threw a sheet over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad …
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Attacked By a Group of Killer Clowns Helpful advice if you’re ever attacked by a group of killer clowns: go for the juggler. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, June 02, 2023 87,16
Butcher Accidentally Backed Into His Meat Grinder Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, June 01, 2023 113,21
Ranch Dressing is Just a Fancy Term Ranch dressing is just a fancy term for cowboy clothes. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, May 31, 2023 55,10
Increase in Crime in High Rise Apartment Buildings I read recently there’s been an increase in crime in high rise apartment buildings. That’s wrong on so many levels. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, May 30, 2023 115,20
