What Do You Call a Poodle in the Summer What do you call a poodle in the summer? A hot dog, and in the winter it’s a chili dog. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, June 18, 2023 87,20
Mathematicians Preferred Type of Toilet Paper What is a mathematician’s preferred type of toilet paper? Multiply. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, June 17, 2023 67,10
And the Best Neckwear Goes To And the best neckwear goes to… Oh wait, it’s a tie! Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, June 16, 2023 51,11
Fastest Car in the World is Faster Than True fact: The fastest car in the world is faster than the rest of the cars. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, June 15, 2023 76,16
My Girlfriend and I Met for Dinner After Work My girlfriend and I met for dinner after work. After a while, I whispered “I love you.” She asked “Is that you or the beer talking?” I answered “It’s me talking to the beer.” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad …
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Where Do Audis Go When They Retire Where do Audis go when they retire? The old Volks home. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, June 13, 2023 55,11
I Made a Great Joke at a Mandatory Meeting Today I made a great joke at a mandatory meeting today. You had to be there. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, June 12, 2023 70,15
Why Do the French Only Have a Single Egg Why do the French only have a single egg at breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, June 11, 2023 82,17
What Did the Toucan Say to the Cashier What did the toucan say to the cashier when she bought a tube of lipstick? Can you put it on my bill? Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, June 10, 2023 101,22
My Son Asked Why I was Talking So Quietly My son asked why I was talking so quietly. I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening. Son laughed, I laughed, Google Assistant laughed, Alexa laughed. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! …
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