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Can February March? No, but April May. Can February March? No, but April May. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, May 29, 2023 38,7  

What Are a Communist’s Favorite Units of Time What are a communist’s favorite units of time? Hours. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, May 28, 2023 53,9  

What is the Fastest Beverage on Earth What is the fastest beverage on earth? Milk. It’s pasteurized before you even see it. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, May 27, 2023 85,15  

I’Ve Opened a Barber Shop for Rabbits I’ve opened a barber shop for rabbits. We only do hare cuts. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, May 26, 2023 60,12  

To Whoever Stole My Copy of Microsoft Office To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, May 25, 2023 80,16  

The Bed and Breakfast We Booked in France My wife and I discovered that the bed and breakfast we booked in France was haunted, so we left. The place was giving us the crepes. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, May …

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I got hit by a rental car. It really Hertz. I got hit by a rental car. It really Hertz. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, May 23, 2023 43,10  

My Wife Suggested I Write a Book My wife suggested I write a book based on all of my silly dad jokes. I thought that was a novel idea. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, May 22, 2023 101,22  

I Heard a Kid Scattered His Scrabble Letters I heard a kid scattered his scrabble letters on the road as he fell off his bike. At least that’s the word on the street. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, May 21, …

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My Friend Wanted Me to Take Care of His Pumpkin My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin. I assured him that I would gourd it with my life. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, May 20, …

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