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Scientists have grown human vocal cords on mice in a lab. The results speak for themselves.

A young karate champion joined the military. The first time he saluted his CO, he had a headache for weeks.

How is the new furniture store doing? Sofa so good!

Capitalization can completely change a sentence. Example: I like to eat candy vs. I like to eat capitalization.

Jokes about communism aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.

I was out with my young daughter and ran into an old friend. “This is Beth,” I said, introducing my kid. “What’s Beth short for?” he asked. “Well, she’s only four.”

How do rhinos and elephants like their eggs? Any way but poached.

The original draft of Toy Story 4 had a scene where Woody’s friends died. They cut the scene because it was too much of a buzzkill.

I think I’m allergic to the gym. Whenever I’m there, I get sweaty, my face turns red, my heart beats rapidly, and my breathing is short.

Did you know janitors created a weightlifting exercise? They call it the power clean.