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What does blackened clownfish taste like? It probably tastes a little funny.

My wife is nervous about talking to strangers on our upcoming cruise. I told her, “Don’t worry. We’re all in the same boat.”

What kind of duck is most easily seen on the Fourth of July? The firequacker.

I have my grandma on speed-dial. We call it Instagram.

An otter was swimming quickly upriver when it suddenly ran into a wall. After being startled, it looked at the wall and said “Dam!”

I’ve never liked the study of tunnel-making. It’s boring.

I asked my high school girlfriend if I was the only one she’s dated. She said yes, the others were at least sevens.

Always remember the best angle to approach a problem from: the try-angle.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.

What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? “Are you having a crisis?”