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How many pragmatists does it take to change a light bulb? One.

In Mother Russia, saunas were the place where men made deals and debated politics. Those were heated discussions.

What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One’s cured with tweetment, the other, oinkment.

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just gave out a little wine.

Smokey the Bear reminds us to never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.

Scientists have grown human vocal cords on mice in a lab. The results speak for themselves.

A young karate champion joined the military. The first time he saluted his CO, he had a headache for weeks.

How is the new furniture store doing? Sofa so good!

Capitalization can completely change a sentence. Example: I like to eat candy vs. I like to eat capitalization.

Jokes about communism aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.