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To all the people out there suffering with paranoia: remember, you’re not alone.

Why did the engine have claustrophobia? There wasn’t much vroom to maneuver.

What do you call a timely dinosaur? A prontosaurus.

Had an argument with my chiropractor about my posture. I now stand corrected.

Today I bumped into the guy who sold me a globe. It’s a small world.

Did you read about the Spanish high speed train robbery? They say the robber had a loco-motive.

Why was the stadium so cool and windy? It was filled with fans.

I’ll never understand how people have a hard time sleeping. It’s so easy; I do it with both eyes closed.

Which farm animal is most likely to be hit by a car? The chicken. It always seems to be crossing the road.

My crush finally agreed to go on a date after I opened a bottle of tonic water. You could say I Schwepped her off her feet.