honningkage

Is it just me, or are circles pointless?

How many nihilists does it take to screw in a light bulb? It doesn’t matter.

What did the pirate tell his friends when he turned 80? Aye matey.

Do you know about the man who had a second job closing the casing tubes of sausage links? He made meat ends to make ends meet.

Where do dead bricks go? To the cementry.

Did you know there is a church for the Eagles? They are birds of pray, after all.

My wife was clearing the table and asked if I was done with the glasses. I told her no, I need them to see.

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

What did the right eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells.

Me: “I’m afraid of planting an apple tree.” Neighbor: “Grow a pear.”