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Why are combs good presents for bald people? It’s a gift they’ll never part with.

I taught my son how to use the word abundance in a sentence. He said “Thanks Dad that really means a lot.”

I don’t trust caricature artists. Their work is a little too sketchy.

My wife asked for a sharper knife. The other one just wasn’t cutting it.

Why is there no pain relief medication in the Caribbean? Because parrots eat em all.

Tell me one thing wrong with overstocking grocery shelves. Go on. Aisle weight.

Someone stole the soap from the bathroom again. The culprit made a clean get away.

How much does a millennial weigh? An instagram.

A woman wasn’t sure she could afford an attorney so she asked: “Will you answer two questions for $500?” He responded, “Absolutely! What’s the second question?”

What kind of pig should you ignore at a party? A wild bore.