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My colleagues at work have given me the nickname ‘Mr. Compromise.’ It’s not my first choice, but I’m ok with it.

What do you call a boat full of high school graduates? A scholarship.

Have you heard about the Spanish magician? He said, “On the count of three, I will disappear! Uno! Dos!” And then he vanished, without a tres.

“Oh my, you must have grown a foot since I last saw you!” [Doctor, seeing a patient after visiting Chernobyl].

My wife and I discovered that the bed and breakfast we booked in France was haunted, so we left. The place was giving us the crepes.

I tried looking up ice cream puns on the internet. Then my browser froze.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints.

Passing a psychic on my daily walk, I decided to knock on her door for a session. She asked, “Who’s there?” So I didn’t bother.

The big used car dealership in town recently doubled its size. It can offer a whole lot more.

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a very big bill.