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Did you hear about the poor man whose blanket slipped off his hospital bed just before he was about to be discharged? He never recovered.

What did the monk say when returning to his monastery after a trip across the globe? The world is my cloister.

My friend is making a lot of money by selling photos of salmon wearing clothes. It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

Helpful advice if you’re ever attacked by a group of killer clowns: go for the juggler.

Why did Waldo wear stripes? He didn’t want to be spotted.

My son took the bus home by himself yesterday and I’m pretty disappointed. He left it blocking our driveway.

This week, someone knocked on my door soliciting donations for a neighborhood swimming pool. I told him of course, and offered a bottle of water.

The best way to get someone to fall for you is by tripping them.

What is Mario’s favorite clothing material? Denim Denim Denim

What is the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don’t know and I don’t care one way or the other.