Criminal Who Was a Real Fruitcake Did you hear about the criminal who was a real fruitcake? He was eventually given a trial by his pears. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, February 07, 2025 103,20
An Atom Walks Into a Bar An atom walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he’s seen his missing electron. “Are you sure she’s missing?” asks the bartender. “I’m positive,” replied the atom. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, …
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I, for one, like using Roman numerals. I, for one, like using Roman numerals. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, February 05, 2025 38,7
How Does a Crow in Georgia Communicate How does a crow in Georgia communicate with a crow in Oregon? Long distance caw. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, February 04, 2025 80,15
If Someone Finds My Lost Glasses If someone finds my lost glasses, I hope they contact me. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, February 03, 2025 57,11
What Did the Monk Say What did the monk say when returning to his monastery after a trip across the globe? The world is my cloister. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, February 02, 2025 110,21
What Language Did the First Person in Portugal Speak What language did the first person in Portugal speak? Portugoose. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, February 01, 2025 65,10
Why Did the Interior Designer Decorate Why did the interior designer decorate the room with fighter jets and biplanes? The client requested plain wallpaper. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, January 31, 2025 117,18
My Narcissism Causes Me To My therapist told me my narcissism causes me to misread social situations, but I’m pretty sure she was flirting with me. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, January 30, 2025 120,21
I Needed a Raise I let my manager know I needed a raise as I was getting a lot of calls from three companies. My boss asked: “Can you share which are after you?” “Cable, electric, and gas,” I said. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right …
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