Every Morning At Breakfast Every morning at breakfast, I tell my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t. It’s my longest running joke of the year. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, February 17, 2025 130,26
Patient At the Front Desk Who’s Invisible Nurse: “Sir, there’s a patient at the front desk who says he’s invisible.” Doctor: “Just tell him I can’t see him right now.” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, February 16, 2025 125,23
My Furniture and I Are Really Close My furniture and I are really close. I go way back with my recliner. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, February 15, 2025 68,14
My Friend is Making a Lot of Money My friend is making a lot of money by selling photos of salmon wearing clothes. It’s like shooting fish in apparel. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, February 14, 2025 115,21
The Best Paper Towels and Toilet Paper The best paper towels and toilet paper are truly tearable. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, February 13, 2025 58,10
When I Was Younger When I was younger, I felt like a man trapped inside a woman’s body. Then I was born. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, February 12, 2025 85,18
In What State Does the Missouri River Flow In what state does the Missouri river flow? Liquid. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, February 11, 2025 51,9
Cross a Dinosaur With a Firecracker What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a firecracker? Dino-mite. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, February 10, 2025 72,13
Doc, My Husband Thinks He’s a Dog Woman: “Doc, my husband thinks he’s a dog. Can you help?” Psychiatrist: “Sure, have him lie down on the couch.” Woman says: “Oh no. He’s not allowed on the couch.” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them …
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Massive Explosion At a Cheese Factory There was a massive explosion at a cheese factory outside of Paris. There was nothing left but debris. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, February 08, 2025 102,18
