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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

Why was the man afraid of a bra? He knew it was a booby trap.

During prenatal class, I was asked if I had ever been present for a birth. I replied, “Yes, once.” I was then asked to describe it. I said, “It was dark, then suddenly very bright.”

A vegan said to me, “People who sell meat are disgusting!” I said, “People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.”

A square and a circle walk into a pub. The square says to the circle: “Your round.”

I had a great joke about a blunt spear, but I don’t think there’s any point.

What did the big plate say to the teacup? Lunch is on me.

For the pachydermist at the zoo, if it isn’t about elephants, it’s irrelephant.

I’d like to thank, you, student loans, for getting me through college. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to repay you.

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. However, smoking bacon will cure it.