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Did you hear the news about the shovel? It’s ground breaking. But the broom? That really swept the nation.

How does Mike Tyson think the unthinkable? With an itheberg.

I lost my job as a bank teller. When an older woman asked me to check her balance, I pushed her over.

The only thing some of my friends like doing with me is eating. I call them my taste buds.

True fact: The fastest car in the world is faster than the rest of the cars.

If you have bladder problems, urine trouble.

Within minutes, the detectives at the scene discovered the murder weapon still bloody. It was a brief case.

What happens when you throw a Finnish sailor overboard? Helsinki.

Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better if every seventh caller was a winner.

I went into a pet shop and said: “I would like a pet parrot for my daughter.” Confused, the owner replied: “Sorry, we don’t do swaps.”