honningkage

What do peppers do when they’re angry? They get jalapeño face.

I’ve often heard that ‘icy’ is the easiest word to spell. Looking at it now, I see why.

I like the sound of ‘fiancé,’ it has a ring to it.

Face is a four letter word, but preface is a foreword letter.

My friend bet me $50 that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.

I was fired from my last job even though I always gave 100%. Apparently that’s not how you grade exams.

My wife told me to take the spider out rather than kill it. We got some drinks, cool guy, he wants to be a web developer.

They have a toothless grizzly at the zoo. Biggest gummy bear you’ll ever see.

Why did the investigative journalist quit her job? She didn’t like the post.

What’s the most British fruit in the world? The bloody orange.