Fire the Employee With the Worst Posture Our director is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, January 29, 2023 98,20
What’s the Difference Between a Hippo and a Zippo What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s pretty heavy and the other is a little lighter. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, January 28, 2023 104,19
Tree that You Can Hold in Your Hand What do you call a tree that you can hold in your hand? A palm tree. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, January 27, 2023 68,16
Buddhist Monk Who Refused Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused to have his mouth numbed at the dentist? He wanted to transcend dental medication. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, January 26, 2023 131,23
What Did One Casket Say to the Other What did one casket say to the other? “That you coughin’?” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, January 25, 2023 58,11
My Friend Asked If I Had a Haircut My friend asked if I had a haircut. I told her no, of course not, I got them all cut. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, January 24, 2023 85,20
My Friend Turned 45 Last Week My friend turned 45 last week. During an argument, I told tell her: “Well, you’re half right.” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, January 23, 2023 94,17
Why Do Bees Have Sticky Hair Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, January 22, 2023 58,10
An Otter Was Swimming Quickly Upriver An otter was swimming quickly upriver when it suddenly ran into a wall. After being startled, it looked at the wall and said “Dam!” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, January 21, 2023 131,24
I Was in a Bar Fight and Shoved a Guy I was in a bar fight and shoved a guy into a light switch on the wall. He looked at me and said, “Oh, it’s on now!” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them …
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