What Did the Pirate Tell His Friends What did the pirate tell his friends when he turned 80? Aye matey. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, February 08, 2023 66,13
Do You Know What’s Really Odd Do you know what’s really odd? Numbers not divisible by two. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, February 07, 2023 60,11
I’m Really Hoping to Sell My Broken Bike Tire Pump I’m really hoping to sell my broken bike tire pump. But really, no pressure, guys. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, February 06, 2023 82,15
My Son Managed to Bake Something on His First Try My son managed to bake something on his first try. It was a piece of cake. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, February 05, 2023 74,16
When Do Transformers Do Most of Their Shopping When do transformers do most of their online shopping? Optimus Prime Day. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, February 04, 2023 73,12
Snowman that Ran Away From Home Did you hear about the snowman that ran away from home? Apparently, the trail went cold. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, February 03, 2023 88,16
Grounded By Snow, I Ate Breakfast at the Airport Grounded by snow, I ate breakfast at the airport. My eggs came on a shiny metal plate, so I asked why. The waitress explained: “It’s Christmas and there’s no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best …
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Make a Donation to the Local Orphanage Telemarketer: “Sir, would you like to make a donation to the local orphanage?” Dad: “Sure. Do you take boys or girls?” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, February 01, 2023 118,21
Sometimes I Tell Dad Jokes Sometimes I tell dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs at them. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, January 31, 2023 61,11
I was Accused of Being a Plagiarist I was accused of being a plagiarist. Their word, not mine. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, January 30, 2023 58,11
