I Told My Son I was Named After Thomas Jefferson I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson. He said, “But dad, your name is Brian.” I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! …
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I Had a Great Joke About a Blunt Spear I had a great joke about a blunt spear, but I don’t think there’s any point. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, December 04, 2023 76,16
Psychiatrists To Change a Lightbulb How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, December 03, 2023 111,22
Pizza Parlor that Reopened As a Butcher Shop Did you hear about the pizza parlor that reopened as a butcher shop? The owner flips each cut in the air like dough. The steaks have never been higher. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them …
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What was the Pickle’s Favorite Game Show What was the pickle’s favorite game show? Dill or No Dill. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, December 01, 2023 58,11
A Woman Wakes Up in Hospital A woman wakes up in hospital: “Doctor, Doctor, I can’t feel my legs!” “I’m sorry,” replies the doctor, “we had to amputate your hands.” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, November 30, 2023 135,24
How Does a Dinosaur Pay Its Bills How does a dinosaur pay its bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, November 29, 2023 61,10
How Do You Give a Waterbed More Bounce How do you give a waterbed more bounce? Fill it with spring water. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, November 28, 2023 66,13
What Word Becomes Shorter When You Add What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, November 27, 2023 64,12
We Lost 25% of Our Roof in that Last Big Hurricane We lost 25% of our roof in that last big hurricane. Oof! Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, November 26, 2023 56,12
