My Coworker Asked Me to Bring Something Hard My coworker asked me to bring something hard to write on. I’m not sure why she’s mad; it’s pretty hard to write on sand. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, December 15, 2023 …
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I Just Had My Picture Taken With Rem I just had my picture taken with REM. That’s me in the corner. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, December 14, 2023 62,13
Justice is Best Served Cold Justice is best served cold. If it was served warm, it would be just water. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, December 13, 2023 75,15
What Do You Get When the Sun Bends Over What do you get when the sun bends over very late in the evening? The crack of dawn. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, December 12, 2023 84,18
How Did the Metal Frog Greet His Friends How did the metal frog greet his friends? Rivet rivet. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, December 11, 2023 54,10
Red Ship that Hit the Blue Ship on a Clear Day Did you hear about the red ship that hit the blue ship on a clear day? All of the sailors were purplexed. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, December 10, …
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Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, December 09, 2023 104,19
Doctor Quit His Practice to Find a New Career Why did the doctor quit his practice to find a new career? He lost his patience. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, December 08, 2023 80,16
Why Did the Snail Paint an ‘s’ on Her Car Why did the snail paint an ‘S’ on her car? When she sped past, people would say: “Look at that S car go!” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, December 07, …
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The Professor Asked Why She Should Grade on a Curve The professor asked why she should grade on a curve. I said, “This is calculus, you could say that curves are integral to the class.” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, …
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