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What happens when you drop a duck egg on the ground? It quacks.

Someone stole my mood ring. I’m not sure how I feel about it.

Our math professor was over half an hour late to his first class, sixteen minutes late to his second, and eight minutes late to the last. At this rate, he’ll never be in class on time.

I called IT because music was coming out of the printer. They told me it’s just jammin’ again.

Today, I saw someone in the cardio section put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

What do you call the Italian technician at the Large Hadron Collider who makes prosecco on weekends? A fizzycist.

Growing up I always thought a prima donna was someone born before August 16, 1958.

I invented a thought controlled air freshener. It makes scents when you think about it.

Everyone in our reggae band agreed we had to fire the triangle player. It was just one ting after another with him.

Jim works the counter at a butcher shop. He’s six feet tall and wears a size 11 shoe. What does he weigh? Meat.