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I decided to apply for Australian citizenship and the interviewer asked, “Do you have a criminal record?” I replied, “No. Is it still required?”

What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo? This ain’t my first rodeo.

Mark Hamill made a lot of money for his role as Skywalker in Star Wars. One might say it was Lucrative.

You’d think a snail would be faster without a shell. Turns out it’s more sluggish.

When does a bad joke turn into a dad joke? When the punchline is apparent.

Why was the lettuce ultimately convicted at trial? It didn’t romaine silent.

How do you give a waterbed more bounce? Fill it with spring water.

I asked the store clerk where to find the Terminator DVDs. He responded, “Aisle B, Back.”

What do you call a queue of rabbits losing their fur? A receding hareline.

Evidently, I snore so loudly that it scares everyone on the bus I’m driving.