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Unbelievable! 364 Days until Christmas, yet there are decorations everywhere already.

I found out I’m allergic to horses. It was destabilizing.

Why does the alphabet drop to 25 letters every December? Noel.

My job as a freight elevator repairman has its ups and downs.

I was in my doctor’s office when someone started yelling: “Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!” I asked the nurse what was going on. She told me that the doctor likes to call the shots.

My earliest childhood memory is visiting the optometrist and getting my glasses. Life before that was a blur.

What type of music do wind turbines enjoy? They’re huge metal fans.

Did you see the newest magazine for bookworms who enjoy oil paint jokes? It’s called Readers Dye Jest.

Take my advice, do not inhale poisonous gases. You may very well sulfur the consequences.

I heard the greatest joke about drills. Wait, never mind, it was a dull bit.