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An otter was swimming quickly upriver when it suddenly ran into a wall. After being startled, it looked at the wall and said “Dam!”

I’ve never liked the study of tunnel-making. It’s boring.

I asked my high school girlfriend if I was the only one she’s dated. She said yes, the others were at least sevens.

Always remember the best angle to approach a problem from: the try-angle.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.

What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? “Are you having a crisis?”

Why should you never take offense? Because your neighbor’s dogs might run right into your garden.

My son asked what ‘inexplicable’ means. I said, “It’s hard to explain.”

How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed.

Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused to have his mouth numbed at the dentist? He wanted to transcend dental medication.