honningkage

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will understand.

I wanted to attend the seminar on vomit control. Unfortunately, something came up.

I was going to give archery a shot, but there are too many drawbacks.

What pet is furry, needs occasional cleaning, but never needs feeding? Carpet.

After my annual physical, my doctor prescribed a pill I’ll have to take daily for the rest of my life. The bottle only had four pills.

I generally use the self-checkout line when I grocery shop. They always have the cutest cashiers.

What does blackened clownfish taste like? It probably tastes a little funny.

My wife is nervous about talking to strangers on our upcoming cruise. I told her, “Don’t worry. We’re all in the same boat.”

What kind of duck is most easily seen on the Fourth of July? The firequacker.

I have my grandma on speed-dial. We call it Instagram.