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My girlfriend and I watched three movies back to back. Luckily, I was facing forward.

Where does a mansplainer get his water? From a well, actually.

What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.

I’ve been trying to come up with a joke related to sewing. If only I had some material.

What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead; I’m going to hang a bit longer.

My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin. I assured him that I would gourd it with my life.

My son asked me what our home IP address was. I pointed to the toilet.

What does a priest say at the end of the service to rid the church of bugs? Let us spray.

Man calls his wife’s OBGYN and says, “It’s time, we need your help!” The nurse says, “Calm down. Is this her first child?” He replies, “No! This is her husband!”

When shopping for a vacuum cleaner, check the reviews and pick the one that sucks the most.