honningkage

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.

Why was the cheese deformed? Because it was in bread.

Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn’t change color? It had a reptile dysfunction.

Granddad: “Don’t come in here, I just passed a silent one.” Grandmom: “Honey, I think you need a new battery in your hearing aid.”

What do you call a royal mummy with a sore throat? Not sure. Sir Cough, I guess?

Two guppies are in a tank, one turns and says to the other, “You shoot, I’ll drive.”

The German language has a word for everything. That is alles.

Last week I joined a fancy gym and asked the trainer what machine I should use to impress women. He told me to try the ATM down the street.

Did you hear about the lawyer who forgot his bag in court? It was a brief case.