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Why was the cheese deformed? Because it was in bread.

Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn’t change color? It had a reptile dysfunction.

Granddad: “Don’t come in here, I just passed a silent one.” Grandmom: “Honey, I think you need a new battery in your hearing aid.”

What do you call a royal mummy with a sore throat? Not sure. Sir Cough, I guess?

Two guppies are in a tank, one turns and says to the other, “You shoot, I’ll drive.”

The German language has a word for everything. That is alles.

Last week I joined a fancy gym and asked the trainer what machine I should use to impress women. He told me to try the ATM down the street.

Did you hear about the lawyer who forgot his bag in court? It was a brief case.

Did you hear the bathroom at the doughnut shop was vandalized? The police have nothing to go on.

Did you read about the two men that stole a desk calendar? They both got six months.