honningkage

Did you know that a group of crows is known as a fatality? Well, technically it’s murder if there’s probable caws.

I was shocked when I found out my toaster isn’t waterproof.

What happens if a frog is caught parked in a loading zone? It gets toad.

What’s the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches, while the other watches cells.

What did the policeman say to his belly? “You’re under a vest.”

My girlfriend is obsessed with roofing tools so I gave her an ultimatum: it’s either me or the tools. She chose the latter.

What do you call sour cream that has traveled the world? Cultured.

Do you know what’s really odd? Numbers not divisible by two.

After my trip to Ireland, I named my new horse Mayo. And sometimes, Mayo neighs.

If your parachute doesn’t deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it.