What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig. What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, June 08, 2025 48,11
I Called It Because Music Was Coming Out I called IT because music was coming out of the printer. They told me it’s just jammin’ again. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, June 07, 2025 94,18
Green Onion With Mad Rhyme Skills What do you call a green onion with mad rhyme skills? A rapscallion. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, June 06, 2025 68,13
Properly Use a Guillotine Knowing how to properly use a guillotine is certainly one way to get ahead. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, June 05, 2025 75,14
What’s the Difference Between a Doctor and God What’s the difference between a doctor and God? God doesn’t think he’s a doctor. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, June 04, 2025 80,14
Why Cant An Illegally Parked Car Go on a Toboggan Why can’t an illegally parked car go on a toboggan run? Because it only has one boot. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, June 03, 2025 85,17
What does a subatomic duck say? Quark. What does a subatomic duck say? Quark. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, June 02, 2025 38,7
I Can’t Stand Perfume Commercials I can’t stand perfume commercials. They don’t make any scents to me. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, June 01, 2025 68,12
I Saw An Ad For Burial Plots I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself, this is the last thing I need. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, May 31, 2025 83,18
I Recently Watched a Documentary I recently watched a documentary on how the Titanic’s hull was put together. It was riveting. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, May 30, 2025 93,16
