Passing a Psychic on My Daily Walk Passing a psychic on my daily walk, I decided to knock on her door for a session. She asked, “Who’s there?” So I didn’t bother. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, October 26, 2023 …
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Did You Know They Banned Round Hay Bales Did you know they banned round hay bales? The horses weren’t getting a square meal. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, October 25, 2023 83,15
My Wife Told Me to Take the Spider Out My wife told me to take the spider out rather than kill it. We got some drinks, cool guy, he wants to be a web developer. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, …
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Why Did the Bank Hire a Scientist in Entomology Why did the bank hire a scientist who specializes in entomology? He’s an expert in fine ants. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, October 23, 2023 93,17
Hen Who Counts Her Eggs Before They Hatch What do you call a hen who counts her eggs before they hatch? A foolish mathemachicken. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, October 22, 2023 87,16
Growing Up I Always Thought a Prima Donna Growing up I always thought a prima donna was someone born before August 16, 1958. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, October 21, 2023 82,15
I have a chicken-proof lawn. It’s impeccable. I have a chicken-proof lawn. It’s impeccable. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, October 20, 2023 45,7
When is a door not a door? When it’s a jar. When is a door not a door? When it’s a jar. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, October 19, 2023 43,11
Three Conspiracy Theorists Walk Into a Bar Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, October 18, 2023 88,15
No Matter Your Opinion of the Police No matter your opinion of the police, always call 911 if you see a tsunami. They’re huge emergent seas. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, October 17, 2023 103,19
