Someone Asked If I Had Heard of Pavlov’s Dog Someone asked if I had heard of Pavlov’s dog. I told her it rang a bell. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, January 14, 2024 72,16
Whats the Difference Between Unlawful and Illegal What’s the difference between unlawful and illegal? One’s against the law, the other is a sick bird. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, January 13, 2024 100,17
I Feel Bad for the Grim Reaper’s Dentist I feel bad for the grim reaper’s dentist. He frequently brushes with death. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, January 12, 2024 75,13
I Wanted to Tell a Long Joke About a Dog I wanted to tell a long joke about a dog getting fixed. But the owner only wanted a quick snippet. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, January 11, 2024 98,20
Accused of Being Pyromaniacs Dad, that man accused you and Mom of being something called pyromaniacs. Is that true? Yes, we arson. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, January 10, 2024 101,18
Parasites that Suck Cleaning Chemicals What do you call parasites that suck cleaning chemicals? Bleeches. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, January 09, 2024 66,10
Our Math Professor Was Over Half An Hour Our math professor was over half an hour late to his first class, sixteen minutes late to his second, and eight minutes late to the last. At this rate, he’ll never be in class on time. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best …
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I Took My Friends Favorite Board Game I took my friend’s favorite board game without him noticing. He doesn’t have a clue. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, January 07, 2024 84,15
Did the Person Who Coined the Term Did the person who coined the term ‘one hit wonder’ come up with any other phrases? Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, January 06, 2024 83,16
Say, Ernie? Would you like some ice cream? Say, Ernie? Would you like some ice cream? Yes, sherbert. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, January 05, 2024 57,10
