Spring Has Finally Arrived Spring has finally arrived. I’m so excited that I wet my plants. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, February 03, 2024 64,12
My Dad Won’t Let Me Say Hell My dad won’t let me say ‘hell,’ so I asked, “Have you thought of any alternative names for hell?” He said: “I heaven’t.” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, February 02, 2024 120,23
What’s blue and not heavy? Light blue. What’s blue and not heavy? Light blue. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, February 01, 2024 38,7
I Sold My Fancy Dyson Vacuum I sold my fancy Dyson vacuum. It was just collecting dust. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, January 31, 2024 58,11
Pound of Bricks or a Pound of Feathers Which weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers? Feathers, because you have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! …
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I Was Going to Give Archery a Shot I was going to give archery a shot, but there are too many drawbacks. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, January 29, 2024 69,14
Where to Find the Terminator Dvds I asked the store clerk where to find the Terminator DVDs. He responded, “Aisle B, Back.” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, January 28, 2024 89,16
If You Bought a Delorean If you bought a DeLorean, would you drive it a lot, or just from time to time? Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, January 27, 2024 78,17
Why was the Cheese Deformed Why was the cheese deformed? Because it was in bread. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, January 26, 2024 53,10
My Dog Used to Chase People on a Bike a Lot My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, January 25, …
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