Why Hasn’t the Sun Gone Back to School Why hasn’t the sun gone back to school? Because it already has a million degrees. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, March 14, 2024 81,15
If America Changed From Pounds to Kilograms If America changed from pounds to kilograms overnight, it would create mass confusion. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, March 13, 2024 86,13
Stop Pretending to Be a Flamingo When my friend told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo I had to put my foot down. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, March 12, 2024 85,19
A Group of Crows is Known As a Fatality Did you know that a group of crows is known as a fatality? Well, technically it’s murder if there’s probable caws. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, March 11, 2024 114,21
I Attempted a Conversation With a Sneaker I attempted a conversation with a sneaker. He was very rude and told me to shoe. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, March 10, 2024 80,16
People Who Cant Tell the Difference People who can’t tell the difference between etymology and entomology bug me beyond words. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, March 09, 2024 90,14
Why was Pavlov’s Hair So Soft Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft? Classical conditioning. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, March 08, 2024 54,8
What Do Vegetarian Zombies Say What do vegetarian zombies say? Grrrrrainnnnnssss. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, March 07, 2024 50,6
My Girlfriend is Obsessed With Roofing Tools My girlfriend is obsessed with roofing tools so I gave her an ultimatum: it’s either me or the tools. She chose the latter. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, March 06, 2024 123,23
My Girlfriend Has Changed a Lot My girlfriend has changed a lot since she became vegan. It’s like I’ve never seen herbivore. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, March 05, 2024 92,16
