Monks in a Lakeside Monastery Monks in a lakeside monastery fell on hard times and opened a fish fry. On opening day, a woman saw one peeling potatoes: “Hey, you must be the chip monk?” He replies, “No, I’m a friar.” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all …
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What Do You Call an Army of Marching Babies What do you call an army of marching babies? An infantry. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, April 02, 2024 57,11
The Cashier in My Lane The cashier in my lane scanned the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader. The look on his face was priceless. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, April 01, 2024 119,23
How Did the Hipster Burn His Tongue How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, March 31, 2024 72,14
Why Are Mountain Ranges Funny Why are mountain ranges funny? Because they’re hill areas. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, March 30, 2024 58,9
After Trying New Cheese At the Grocery Store After trying new cheese at the grocery store, the clerk asked for my feedback. I told him it tasted grate. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, March 29, 2024 106,20
Everyone in Our Reggae Band Agreed Everyone in our reggae band agreed we had to fire the triangle player. It was just one ting after another with him. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Thursday, March 28, 2024 115,22
Difference Between a Pedant and a Kleptomaniac What’s the difference between a pedant and a kleptomaniac? One takes things literally and the other takes things, literally. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, March 27, 2024 124,19
Don’t Come in Here, I Just Passed a Silent One Granddad: “Don’t come in here, I just passed a silent one.” Grandmom: “Honey, I think you need a new battery in your hearing aid.” Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, March …
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I Bought an Expensive Laxative I bought an expensive laxative. It gave me a good run for the money. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, March 25, 2024 68,14
