As a Lumberjack As a lumberjack, I’m proud to have cut exactly 2,000 oaks. I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, July 22, 2024 109,23
Did You Know There is a Church for the Eagles Did you know there is a church for the Eagles? They are birds of pray, after all. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, July 21, 2024 81,17
What Lies on the Bottom of the Ocean and Shakes What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, July 20, 2024 65,13
What Did the Zero Say to the Ten What did the zero say to the ten? How did you find the one? Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Friday, July 19, 2024 59,14
Doctor’s Office When Someone Yelling I was in my doctor’s office when someone started yelling: “Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!” I asked the nurse what was going on. She told me that the doctor likes to call the shots. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them …
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Person Who Dislikes People With Missing Toes What do you call a person who dislikes people with missing toes? Lack-toes intolerant. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Wednesday, July 17, 2024 86,14
I Got My Best Friend a Refrigerator I got my best friend a refrigerator for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Tuesday, July 16, 2024 110,23
Why Are North Koreans the Best at Geometry Why are North Koreans the best at geometry? Because they have a Supreme Ruler. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Monday, July 15, 2024 78,14
Astronomer Neighbor If Hed Like Some Veggie Pizza I asked my astronomer neighbor if he’d like some veggie pizza. He said he’d prefer something meteor. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Sunday, July 14, 2024 100,17
Opening a Shop in the Rain Forest At first I thought opening a shop in the rain forest was a good idea. Not so much, it’s a saturated market. Love the joke of the day? We’ve got all the best Dad Jokes all right here! Read them all! Saturday, July 13, 2024 107,22
