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I joined a Lord of the Rings secret society and just learned the secret sign. It’s a Tolkien gesture.

I found a pencil with two erasers in the clearance section. I can see why; it was pretty pointless.

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

Someone was giving away dead batteries at a garage sale this weekend. They were free of charge.

Have you seen the new movie about the tractor? Me neither I’ve only seen the trailer.

I’m reading a book about zero gravity chambers. I can’t put it down.