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My calculator broke today, I can’t count on it anymore.

On the first day of school, I signed up for English, math, science, and geography. The rest, as they say, is history.

I’ve applied to work at Apple and BlackBerry. But so far, my efforts have been fruitless.

The first computer dates back to the Garden of Eden. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. Then everything crashed.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What’s the difference between Prince William and a tennis ball? One’s heir to the throne and the other is thrown in the air.

I heard a kid scattered his scrabble letters on the road as he fell off his bike. At least that’s the word on the street.

How long does it take to make a ton of butter? An e-churn-ity.

According to a recent study, nine out of ten people who are afraid of hurdles never get over it.

What do you call an animal that hoards all the dirt? A groundhog.