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In chemistry class, our professor taught us that covalent bonds are the strongest. I always felt that Sean Connery was the strongest Bond.

Queue is one letter followed by four silent letters. They must be waiting their turn.

Why hasn’t the sun gone back to school? Because it already has a million degrees.

Friend: “I have a new niece.” Me: “Why, was there something wrong with the old one?”

Most people think that a T. rex can’t clap because they have short arms. But really, it’s because they’re dead.

How many seconds are there in a year? Twelve. January 2nd, February 2nd…

Did you hear about the latest tropical fruit diet? These fads are enough to make a mango crazy.

Found a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands dirty mixing the dough. It is kneadless, to say.

How do phones get married? They give each other a ring.

It’s tricky knowing when to take the tea bag out. There’s a steep learning curve.